Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Longest Times

  1.  The time between when your husband says he will be home, and when he actually gets home.
  2. The ten minutes before your kids' bedtime.
  3. Any minutes after your kid's bedtime.
  4. After the speaker says, "In conclusion . . .", "Finally . . .",  or "One last thing . . ."
  5. Any time after the meeting is supposed to be over and the speaker is still talking.

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