On Christmas Eve, we all went to lunch at Pirate Island Pizza. It was like a Chuck E. Cheese, but pirate style and with better food. Our waiter was Jack Sparrow. At first, it was very impressive--the costume, the accent, the swagger. But then, he never broke character. Ever. Not even when talking to a grownup, out of ear and eye shot of any children. Then it got a bit creepy. But we all had fun nonetheless.
Arr, YO HO HO, Merry Christmas!