Right. Here are a few other tidbits of delightfulness, straight out of that unimaginative mouth
- Mom, can we get a poodle for a pet one day and dye it all different colors?
- "My favorite color is black. I like maybe black," she says. I ask, "Is that like navy blue?" "No, maybe black. Like maybe blue.
- I picked up her plasma car off the back porch and a whole bunch of water poured out. I asked, "Where did all this water come from?" She replied, "I don't know Mom, maybe squirrel pee?"
- Mom, can I put sugar on my Lucky Charms?
- Mom, can you bend down so I can whispoh in yo eaw? I love the woyold Heavenwy Faddow made foh me.
- I was cleaning yesterday and she pulled me down to whisper in my ear again (whispering is her favorite), "Mom, when you vacuum, I can't hear my show."
- Maggie's morning prayer was dedicated to math one day, "Please bless that one and one make two, and three and three will always make two threes and bless all the numbers."
- Another Maggie prayer: Please bless that I can have chocolate milk, because I really don't want this strawberry soda."
- More Maggie math, "Mom, what does tree plus tree make?" "Um, a forest?" I cautiously reply. "Yes! And one house plus one house is a village!"
- And finally, not a quote, but imaginative nonetheless. The kids were pretending to be doggies, so Maggie peed on the floor.
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